If you really like this guy, don’t suck his dog’s dick. Or at least don’t let him catch you..
He’s waiting for it to fully mature. Then he’s going to harvest it and smoke it.
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read